Cuts Like A Knife

The HTML Swiss Army Knife isn't used to being at the receiving end of a cut, but a whirlwind of changes at work and at home left the webpage-slicing utensil shaken, and unlike 007's favorite cocktail, quite stirred. His primary blade broken, the battered HTML Knife switched to his secondary, and turned to his EX duties with a heavy heart.

(The HTML Swiss Army Knife apologizes profusely for the delay in shipping this issue. The Knife's primary has since been repaired.)

When The Going Gets Tough ...

... the tough go shopping! To lift his spirits, the HTML Knife went on a shopping spree at the recently opened Mandarake in Torrance, California, and was amazed at the vast selection of hard-to-find and rare items at bargain prices. Holy Otaku, Batman!
Shopping at Mandarake, the HTML Knife decided, was like being in a candy store—plus the kid had his Mom's credit card. And as the HTML utensil's montly statement will attest to, Mandarake is a bad place to step into with a credit card.

(Unfortunately for those not living in the greater Los Angeles area, Mandarake doesn't do mail order.)

Next Issue:

Amano Yoshitaka, world-famous animator, illustrator, and designer, will showcase a new exhibition titled "HERO" this October. Check back in six for an interview with the artist behind VAMPIRE HUNTER D and the epic FINAL FANTASY series.

Yours Truly, Keith Rhee The HTML Swiss Army Knife

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